Bătăușul tău de serviciu este mult mai mare și mai bun decât tine

This is kind of a cute little party that your work is throwing.

Yeah, there's people chit-chatting over there.

I feel kind of like weird that we're the only ones in the kitchen.

This is supposed to show how strong our relationship is, babe.

So, you were telling me that you had a bully at work.