Cur bombat uimitor... în public

Hello internet, it's me, Barik Big Butt. So I figured I might stitch all the outdoor footage

together and give you this montage of me outdoors walking around. This is I guess what you'd see

if you were walking behind me, maybe following me home. It's happened before and it will happen

again. My butt is only getting bigger, the attention I get only increases. So as some of

you know I'm part of the soccer team, my local soccer team. We actually have an affiliation with